While costumed crime fighter Empowered makes a startling discovery regarding her status as an all-too-frequent 'damsel in distress,' Ninjette confronts her own sordid past and frighteningly uncertain future as she battles alone against an entire clan of supernaturally durable ninja. What's more, can our hard-luck heroines withstand the challenges of supervillainous minivans, dueling 'daddy issues,' doomed-but-still-hot boyfriends, undead karaoke-party crashers, and spoiler alerts from hell itself?