Segment #1 - Frankie Muniz entrusts his $250,000 Porsche Speedster to a valet so that he can meet with Ashton about a proposed movie project. The valet takes the car for a spin around the block a few times. Meanwhile, Frankie believes his beautiful car was just stolen! Segment #2: Justin Timberlake is led to believe he owes $900,000 in back taxes and they start repossessing his stuff. When he's almost in tears they end it. Segment #3: Ryan Pinkston goes to the red carpet making fun of celebrities.

Segment #1 - Eliza Dushku is out shopping with friends and they leave her alone but when she tries to leave they find over $500 of clothes and accuse her of trying to steal it. Segment #2 – Mandy Moore thinks she's on a new MTV show and after touring the trailer home the huge sign crushes the entire house and Mandy is blamed.

Segment #1 – Jessica Alba is tormented by a shopper running around naked and won't leave her alone. Segment #2 – Wimer's SUV gets destroyed by a jealous boyfriend in a love triangle thinking the car belonged to Ashton. Wimer is left speechless.

Segment #1 – Ryan Pinkston returns to the red carpet to ask rude questions to more celebrities. Including Danny Masterson, Erika Christensen , Jon Abrahams, Eric Balfour, Christina Della Rose, Pauly Shore, Wilmer Valderrama, Dominic Monaghan & Billy Boyd, Lacey Chabert, and Brett Scallions. Segment #2 – Kelly Osbourne is given advice on how to improve her image.

Segment # 1 - Kevin Richardson is stopped by the MTV security and tells him he cannot go through because the security keeps going off. Trishelle Cannatella is also stopped and cannot pass. Segment #2 – Seth Green is set up for the blame when their craps game is raided by the authorities.

Segment #1 - Jessica Biel is at a restuarant and a fan asks her if she'll watch his son, she agrees and he starts asking her rude questions. His father accuses her of saying rude things to his son and wants to press charges on her. Segment #2 - Nick Lachey is set up by his wife and her long-lost relatives show up and they start asking for money. They refuse to leave and the cops arrive.

Segment #1 – Jason "Wee Man" Acuna and Jack Osbourne are stopped by the MTV security and are denied access through the metal detector Segment #2 – Pink thinks she is being framed by her boyfriend for running a motorcycle "chop shop". Segment #3 – Stephen Dorff is set up to get stuck with an $8,000 bar tab.

Segment #1 – Rosario Dawson is taken for a ride when she is duped into thinking her limo hit a pedestrian. Segment #2 – Originally, Britney Spears was going to punk Busta Rhymes, and Ashton had an agreement with her that he could not punk her. When they realised they couldn't punk Busta, Britney and the Punk'd crew decide to punk Ashton. Ashton lets Britney know he knows what's going down, and they turn the tables on the Punk'd crew. Segment #3 – The Punk'd crew is rude to NFL players during a golf tournament. Featuring Jerome Bettis (Pittsburgh Steelers*), Jeff Garcia (49ers*), Rod Smith (Denver Broncos*), Dax Shepard and Jeff Goldberg (Punk'd Co-creator) * Correct when the episode was filmed