Two And A Half Men: Season 1
Warner Home Video (2003)
Comedy
USA / English / Color / 501 min
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| Cast | View More ↓ |
| Charlie Sheen | Charlie Harper |
|---|---|
| Jon Cryer | Alan Harper |
| Melanie Lynskey | Rose |
| Angus T. Jones | Jake Harper |
| Holland Taylor | Evelyn Harper |
| Crew | |
| Director | Gary Halvorson, Pamela Fryman |
|---|---|
| Writer | Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn |
| Producer | Lee Aronsohn, Tracey Ormandy |
Trailer
Plot
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around.
Episodes
1
Pilot
30 min 2003-09-22
After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marriage. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.
Director: James Burrows
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Eddie Gorodetsky, Louisette Geiss, Don Foster, Eugene Byrd, Jennifer Taylor, Frankie Jay Allison, Tom Wilson, Kristin Bower
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Eddie Gorodetsky, Louisette Geiss, Don Foster, Eugene Byrd, Jennifer Taylor, Frankie Jay Allison, Tom Wilson, Kristin Bower
2
Big Flappy Bastards
30 min 2003-09-29
While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him.
Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
30 min 2003-10-06
After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.
Director: Andy Ackerman, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Darryl Sivad
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Darryl Sivad
4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
30 min 2003-10-13
Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Steven Tyler
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Steven Tyler
5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
30 min 2003-10-20
After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans.
Director: Andy Ackerman, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest starring: Eric Allan Kramer, Tricia O'Kelley, Christine Dunford, Liz Vassey
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest starring: Eric Allan Kramer, Tricia O'Kelley, Christine Dunford, Liz Vassey
6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
30 min 2003-10-27
Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.
Director: Andy Ackerman, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Don Foster, Susan Beavers
Guest starring: Madison Mason, Krista Allen
Writer: Don Foster, Susan Beavers
Guest starring: Madison Mason, Krista Allen
7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
30 min 2003-11-03
Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
Director: Andy Ackerman, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Kristin Dattilo
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Kristin Dattilo
8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
30 min 2003-11-10
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
Director: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest starring: Abigail Mavity, Katelin Petersen, Jacob Urrutia, Sam Lerner, Rhyon Nicole Brown, Deena Dill
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest starring: Abigail Mavity, Katelin Petersen, Jacob Urrutia, Sam Lerner, Rhyon Nicole Brown, Deena Dill
9
Phase One, Complete
30 min 2003-11-17
After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Christopher Jacobs, Myndy Crist
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Christopher Jacobs, Myndy Crist
10
Merry Thanksgiving
30 min 2003-11-24
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
Director: Jay Sandrich
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Cristine Rose, George Wyner, Denise Richards
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Cristine Rose, George Wyner, Denise Richards
11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
30 min 2003-12-15
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
Director: Robert Berlinger, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Rebecca McFarland, John Valdetero, Daniel R. Escobar, Lucky Vanous
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Rebecca McFarland, John Valdetero, Daniel R. Escobar, Lucky Vanous
12
Camel Filters + Pheromones
30 min 2004-01-05
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
Director: Robert Berlinger, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Noel Fisher, Lisa Arning, Megan Fox
Writer: Susan Beavers, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Noel Fisher, Lisa Arning, Megan Fox
13
Sara Like Puny Alan
30 min 2004-01-13
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.
Director: Robert Berlinger, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn
Guest starring: Lori Lively, Johanna Black
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn
Guest starring: Lori Lively, Johanna Black
14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
30 min 2004-02-02
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
Director: Rob Schiller, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest starring: Richard Lewis, J.D. Walsh, Elena Lyons, Nick Toth
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest starring: Richard Lewis, J.D. Walsh, Elena Lyons, Nick Toth
15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
30 min 2004-02-09
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Juliette Goglia, Jenna Elfman
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Juliette Goglia, Jenna Elfman
16
That Was Saliva, Alan
30 min 2004-02-16
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Jenna Elfman, Juliette Goglia
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Jenna Elfman, Juliette Goglia
17
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
30 min 2004-02-23
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Director: Jeff Abugov, Andrew D. Weyman, Eric Lapidus
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Kris Iyer, Vernee Watson-Johnson, Elise Robertson, Ski Carr
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Kris Iyer, Vernee Watson-Johnson, Elise Robertson, Ski Carr
18
An Old Flame With a New Wick
30 min 2004-03-01
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
Director: Don Foster, Andrew D. Weyman, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Chris O'Donnell, Rebecca McFarland
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Chris O'Donnell, Rebecca McFarland
19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
30 min 2004-03-22
Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Director: Gail Mancuso, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Teri Hatcher
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Teri Hatcher
20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
30 min 2004-04-19
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.
Director: Gary Halvorson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Jane Lynch, Amanda Tosch
Writer: Jeff Abugov, Mark Roberts (X)
Guest starring: Jane Lynch, Amanda Tosch
21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
30 min 2004-05-03
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
Director: Rob Schiller, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers
Writer: Don Foster, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Heather Locklear, Marc Grapey, Alana De La Garza
Writer: Don Foster, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Heather Locklear, Marc Grapey, Alana De La Garza
22
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
30 min 2004-05-10
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
Director: Gail Mancuso, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Jane Lynch, Amanda Swisten, Jamie Day, Steffani Brass
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Jane Lynch, Amanda Swisten, Jamie Day, Steffani Brass
23
Just Like Buffalo
30 min 2004-05-17
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Director: Rob Schiller, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn
Guest starring: Stacey Travis, Cheryl White, Amy Farrington, Yvette Nicole Brown, Kristin Richardson
Writer: Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn
Guest starring: Stacey Travis, Cheryl White, Amy Farrington, Yvette Nicole Brown, Kristin Richardson
24
Can You Feel My Finger?
30 min 2004-05-24
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Director: Rob Schiller, Chuck Lorre
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Jenna Gering, Terry Rhoads, Byrne Offutt
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Guest starring: Jenna Gering, Terry Rhoads, Byrne Offutt
Editions
| Barcode | Format | Region | Release | Edition |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 012569594418 | DVD | 1 | 2007-09-11 | Collector's Edition |
| 7892110051330 | DVD | 1 | 2007-08-23 | |
| 9325336028292 | DVD | 4 | 2007-00-00 | |
| 7321921710810 | DVD | Free | ||
| 7321900710817 | DVD | |||
| 7321910156391 |

